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This is an idea I've had for a while about a Web business. I don't know if it's a good idea - you be
judge. You are free to use this idea because I won't have
time to use it myself.
Picture a Web site titled "Couch Potato Critic". The header displays a photo of you, laying on your sofa, bathing in
glow of your big screen TV, with a beer or pop can in one hand and
remote control in
other.
The Web site content is your articles criticizing TV shows and commercials. I'm not talking about critiques from an entertainment "expert", that's been done. I'm not talking about Hollywood gossip, that's been overdone. I'm talking about
opinions of "beer can Joe" or "soda pop Sally".
Who on earth would care about
opinions of beer can Joe or soda pop Sally? Advertisers and network executives, and anyone who is a TV junkie or can't get enough trivia about their favorite TV show.
The fact is advertisers and network executives pay a ton of money for demographics and studies trying to find out what beer can Joe and soda pop Sally are thinking. That's because
majority of
TV viewing audience has
beer can Joe and soda pop Sally mentality. Beer can Joe and soda pop Sally are
people who purchase those products advertised in TV commercials.
On your Web site's "About" page, present your qualifications to be a TV critic: overweight college dropout with slightly below average IQ who spends 40 hours or more per week in a mental haze in front of
TV set, occasionally nodding off. If a TV commercial can get it's message through to you, it's a marketing success.
This might be your findings: many TV commercials are too creative. After you've seen
commercial, you have no idea what
product was! Every TV commercial should have
same pattern: show a sad person, present
product or service, show person using
product or service, show a happy person.